Having kept their promises made in AamAadmi Party's election manifesto, such as installing 15 lakh CCTV cameras, building 2 lakh toilets, constructing 500 new schools, making Wi-Fi freely available in public spaces and cleaning Yamuna, the party is now working towards making Delhi pollution free.
The party recently rolled out the second phase of the odd-even scheme, which felt more like a Bollywood director coming up with a sequel to his flop movie.
Odd-even phase two started at 8 AM on 15th April and Arvind Kejriwal deeply examined the air quality for a full 12 seconds before declaring at 8.02 AM that the scheme was successful.
He was so impressed with the change that odd-even has brought in Delhi's air quality that he is considering exporting this 'clean' air to places which are heavily polluted.
"First we removed corruption from Delhi and now we got rid of pollution. The air in Delhi is now as clean as my conscience. Anyone who does not agree with me on this will be met with the same fate as Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan," Kejriwal told our Mocktale reporter.
After promising to send water to drought affected areas, despite Delhi itself reeling from water crisis, Kejriwal has now decided to export clean air to cities suffering from air pollution.
"Delhi has been miraculously absolved of all problems after the AamAadmi Party came to power, so issues such as water scarcity and air pollution do not exist anymore. We are not selfish like the central government and are more than happy to lend a helping hand to anyone," he further added.
Impressed by Kejriwal's philanthropy, Vijay Mallya has also offered to lend money to those in need. When asked how he will lend money when he himself is in debt, Mallya said, "I will do it in the same way Kejriwal will export water and clean air even though there is water scarcity and air pollution in Delhi."
